Queen’s roller bouncing along there, dodgy suspension or Phil singing live fast die young bad girls do it well…?

Reading twitter.com/search?f=realt… illustrates my thoughts on this opening ceremony quite well.

RT @BreakingDotUK: Two Eurofighters have escorted a plane to Stansted Airport. One fighter jet has landed. All flights suspended / diverted to Luton Airport.

RT @ftrain: When I am knee-deep in project mess this is what everything I read looks like: http://t.co/UP8pNEkUfd

Sky News reporter asks about Queen’s-horse-drugs story “Whats gone on here then?” ‘Well, the horse has been shooting up behind the barns…

Has Steven Gerrard died? #ThankYouSteven #PrayForSteven #ItsPHnotV

Good to see .nz follow .uk lead (again) by opening up direct .nz registration. Grandfathering is *not* linked to co.nz – thus ‘conflicts’!

RT @JonLabbatts: “Just had one of them mini Canada Drys. Dead nice actually.” http://t.co/jNfSXHZx3Z

“We shouldn’t really be doing this…” as a Sky News reporter rifles through the belongings of a dead MH17 passenger vine.co/v/M2WLQjDuOhA

BBC News website is chucking an internal server error at the moment. Either someone broke it, or the world is ending. http://t.co/zz8yx6oAsM

The Holy Grail has been nicked from somewhere in Birmingham? That is going to make the worst Indiana Jones film ever.